It looks like Britney and I have the same plans for the night of Dec. 21, 2012. If the Apocalypse is on it’s way, we probably deserve it for buying into stuff like Britney Spear’s new ‘music’ video, “Till the World Ends.” Is this supposed to calm people’s fears? Oh ok, the world didn’t end in Brit’s video, so we have nothing to worry about, right? Don’t worry everybody, Britney isn’t worried. Just keep dancing, even if there’s something we can do to prevent total destruction. It’s easier and way more fun to just distract ourselves. Besides, if the Apocalypse really happens in 2012, that means we get to meet Jesus! Sike! If anything, I’m more frightened now that the pop princess has even exploited the prophecy. Of course, the History Channel could be accused of doing the same thing. If you can stomach the whole thing, the end is somewhat comforting I guess, although if all of those people survive the Apocalypse, I don’t think I want to. But no matter what, at least they had one more good old-fashioned orgy before total annihilation, and we get to watch it.
"Till the World Ends" Britney Spears
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